"Jane, Jane, whose that man over there with the Hurdy Gurdy"
"That's my husband, you oh you poor darling. And whose that
heavenly man with him"
"Nigel Danvers"
"He is without exception, the most marvellous thing I have seen
in the whole of my life"
"I'll introduce him to you, come along"
"Fiona, Fiona do you know Nigel Danvers"
"How do you do"
"This is an old schollfriend of mine, Fiona Thompson"
"How do you do"
"Jane, there's Uncle Augustin. Quick we must hide Mini"
"There's a polliceman with him"
"And press reporters, quick"
"I don't understand a thing that's happening"
"I'll explain later"
"Yes, when we're alone"
"It's quite simple, they're looking for a piano"

We're looking for a P-I-A-N-O
We're looking for a Piano
A Piano
Yes a Piano
Just any old piano
No, the one that's rather rare

We're righting for it's traces
Till it's reputation blazes
From the pages and the praises
In the tuppenny daily's fair

Keep a look, keep a look
Keep a look, look, look, look

We're looking for a P-I-A-N-O
We're looking for a Piano
A Piano
Yes a Piano
Just any old piano
No, the one the one that makes you dance

Oh???
We are so enthusiatic
When we trip the light fantastic
But we rarely get the chance

It must be near to where we are
We've seen it very lately
You need not fear we'll go to far
We'll only dance sedately

It's come it's gone it's out of sight
This piano's most elusive
We'd like to buy the right to write
And keep them quite exclusive

We're looking, we're looking
We're look, look, look, look looking
We're looking for a P-I-A-N-O

We're looking for a P-I-A-N-O
We're looking for a Piano
A Piano
Yes a Piano
Just any old piano
No, the one the one that's not allowed

it's owners are requested
To appear and be arrested
For it makes the park congested
When they draw so large a crowd

They may decide to be benign
But first it may be wise to
Be sure they're able todefine
The crime they close their eyes too

Our licensed joys are out of date
They have to be recorded
On pretty forms in triplicate
And filed away and hoarded

We're looking, we're looking
We're look, look, look, look looking
We're looking for a P-I-A-N-O

We're looking for a Piano
A Piano
Yes a Piano
Not any old piano
But the one that makes you gay

We like the sort of notion
That a dash of spritely motion
Leaves a stimulating potion
To be taken twice a day

We're look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look

We're look, look look
Looking for a P-I-A-N-O

We're look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look

We're look, look look
Looking for a P-I-A-N-O

We're looking, we're looking
We're look, look, look, look looking
We're looking for a P-I-A-N-O
Piano
Piano
Piano.

"Tim whatever's the matter"
"It's Mini, she's lost, really lost"
"She can't be"
"She's been stolen"
"How terrible"
"We must separarte, you take Hyde Park and I'll
take Kensington Gardens"

We're look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look
Look, look, look, look

We're look, look look
Looking for a P-I-A-N-O

"Excuse, have you by any chance seen an old street piano
Oh it's you"
"So you've lost the piano"
"I'm so sorry, it was stolen"
"Stolen"
"Yes it must be very difficult to guard a valuable possesion
every hour of the day"
"We'll find it, somehow we'll find it"
"I'm sure you will"
"You don't seem at all angry"
"Angry, it's too hot to be angry"
"It's a beautiful day, it hasn't rained for weeks"
"Four weeks and two days, today is the last day of the month"
"What a month it's been"
